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What is the difference between a horse and a cactus?

Why don't mice drink alcohol?

What sentence does a shark prefer to hear?

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Man overboard!

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Which bird has no wings, no feathers and no beak?

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The joker

Which bird looks most like the stork?

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The stork

Which animal has the bones outside and the meat inside?

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The cancer

Which horse can you not ride?

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On a seahorse

Which lion can swim very well?

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The sea lion

Which kitten is not an animal?

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The pussy willow

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The pussy willows are the flowers of the willow. In spring you can find them in bushes and forests.

Which animal has its birthday for life?

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The mayfly

Why do you never see kangaroos at the main station?

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Because they're afraid of pickpockets …

Still have to be sortedTo edit

These prank questions still have to be sorted into headings

Which train doesn't stop at the station?

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The passage

What hangs on the wall and shakes your hand every day?

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The towel

What hangs on the wall and burned the butt? (it doesn't necessarily hang on the wall)

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The pan

What is the difference between a baker and a carpet?

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The baker has to get up at 4 a.m. and the carpet can remain

Who hears everything and says nothing?

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The ear

Which man has no hearing?

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The Snowman

What is more difficult? A kilo of gold or a kilo of silver?

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Both are equally difficult. 1 kg is 1 kg!

What is the difference between a broken leg and a break-in?

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After a broken leg you have to lie, after a break-in you have to sit

How many peas can fit in an empty jar?

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One, after that it's not empty anymore!

What happens to an angel that falls into a dung heap?

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He gets fenders

What is Bin Laden's bodyguard called?

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Non-seller

What is the difference between a pedestrian and a soccer player?

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The pedestrian is green, the soccer player is red

When is it easiest for women to lose weight?

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When the phone rings

Which wolf has no fur?

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The meat grinder

Which king rules no country?

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The wren

Who has wings but no feathers?

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The window

What is small in the elephant and large in the flea?

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The "F"

Which pants are dangerous?

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The wind pants

Which Peter makes the most noise?

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The trumpeter

What is there in December that is not found in any other month?

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The "D"

Which bridge cannot you cross?

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The donkey bridge

Which pictures can you only see in the dark?

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The constellations

Who goes swimming with me and doesn't get wet?

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The shadow

What will a Chinese person do if he falls into the Red Sea?

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wet

Why are students so rich?

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Because almost everyone has a bank

If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?

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Your mother

What is the difference between a car and a roll of toilet paper?

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You can also buy a used car

Which judge does not work for any court?

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The referee

Which tree is without leaves?

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The family tree

What has no beginning but two ends?

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The sausage

Who has a head but no feet?

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The nail

Which cart doesn't pull a horse?

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The wheelbarrow

Which craftsman is the least likely to hit his goods?

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The glazier

Which education does not make intelligent?

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The imagination

Which castle to build and which not to build?

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The castle in the air?

Why does a blonde take ketchup to the toilet?

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So that the sausage tastes better

Why is a blonde walking naked in the garden?

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So that the tomatoes turn red

Which rungs cannot you climb on?

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On the freckles

Why does a blonde take a car door into the desert?

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So that when it gets hot, she can wind down the window

What does a clown do in the office?

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Fax

What does a baker do without arms and legs?

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Rum balls…

What is the opposite of a health food store?

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Deer behind the house

What is pink and disabled?

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A flamongo